{"product_id":"chattanooga-whiskey-batch-alpha-1-intergalactic-comet-crusher","title":"Chattanooga Whiskey Batch Alpha-1: Intergalactic Comet Crusher","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cb\u003eMash Bill: \u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan class=\"gmail_default\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003eClassified\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProof:\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e84 (42% Alc\/Vol)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eInfused with:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e \u003c\/strong\u003eAt least 42 botanicals\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIntensity:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e \u003c\/strong\u003e6EQUJ5\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eObservables \u003c\/strong\u003e(per SA797):\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e V, V1\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eRecipe Coords: \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e1698\/1009\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBatch Size:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e \u003c\/strong\u003e12 barrels\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan id=\"m_1909787485389767154gmail-docs-internal-guid-1906494c-7fff-2682-3097-d26be3098ad8\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTasting notes: \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eLike having your brains smashed in by a bag of lemons dipped in 42 karat gold.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAbout the product: \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: tahoma, sans-serif;\"\u003eIt’s a dark time at Chattanooga Whiskey. A year ago,\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"gmail_default\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003eIntergalactic Comet Crusher practically saved the world, but nobody even cared. Instead of having a parade, everyone now demanded full-frontal recipe disclosure—no redactions! \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: tahoma, sans-serif;\"\u003eTo distract from the cover-up, the distillers escaped aboard their UFO, and went back to the future to make another batch of Comet Crusher. But then,\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"gmail_default\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003er\u003cspan class=\"gmail_default\"\u003eedacted\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eforgot the original recipe in their other pants, which cross-contaminated the timeline and nearly destroyed the universe. Don’t panic—everything’s pretty much fine now. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: tahoma, sans-serif;\"\u003eAaanyways… as an apology for the mess, please accept this time-altered sequel. We hope it smashes your brains even harder than the original.  \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Chattanooga Whiskey","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":55603102023848,"sku":"55603102023848","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1829\/2275\/files\/alpha.png?v=1782049891","url":"https:\/\/seelbachs.com\/products\/chattanooga-whiskey-batch-alpha-1-intergalactic-comet-crusher","provider":"Seelbach's","version":"1.0","type":"link"}